The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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