I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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