I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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