And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
where am i from again
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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