How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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