We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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