I'm lost and stupid without you.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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