yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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