I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
either way he was missing a nipple.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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