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this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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