hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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