marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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