brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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