i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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