Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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