I forgot how hot balto sounded
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
