2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
its liver damage thursday
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