i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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