it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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