Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We're too hungover to prance.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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