dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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