the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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