We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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