I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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