better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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