Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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