Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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