im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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