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(847): View more from Illinois

Whats up?

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Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down

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Stay up. I'm coming home in a little

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Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you

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(847): Whats up? (402): Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down (847): Stay up. I'm coming home in a little (402): Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you http://tfl.nu/2oii

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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(917): K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs. http://tfl.nu/lbd0

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(541): View more from Oregon

He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes

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(541): He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes http://tfl.nu/g6v6

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.

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(630): Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol. http://tfl.nu/s5um

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(415): View more from California

SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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(415): SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT! http://tfl.nu/38ig

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(615): View more from Tennessee

They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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(615): They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this. http://tfl.nu/rcac

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy

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(307): We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy http://tfl.nu/folr

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.

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(919): I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage. http://tfl.nu/i318

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

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(202): incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay. http://tfl.nu/a1k2

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon

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(701): Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon http://tfl.nu/mzrc

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(203): There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that. http://tfl.nu/napz

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(810): View more from Michigan

Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

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(810): Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down. http://tfl.nu/7v0j

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(772): View more from Florida

She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.

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(772): She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me. http://tfl.nu/4pez

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(314): View more from Missouri

Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...

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(314): Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea... http://tfl.nu/1d0t

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(952): View more from Minnesota

third nipple confirmed

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(952): third nipple confirmed http://tfl.nu/yb8m

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