i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?