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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

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• (716): View more from New York

  right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.

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  what? who is this?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.

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• (585): View more from New York

  pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?

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