i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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