Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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