oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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