Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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