All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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