What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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