I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
