I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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