We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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