I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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