the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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