my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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