Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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