I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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