Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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