Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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