if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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