The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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