After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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