he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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