I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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