So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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