Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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