problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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