im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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